I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a fu(king motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving me a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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