What is globalization? |
What is globalization, one may ask.
Well, below here is probably the best example on the definition of globalization.
Question : What is the height of globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a German car, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish
whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated
by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this story is sent to you by a Pakistani, using Bill Gates' technology which
he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by a Chinese!
That's Globalization my friend!!!
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