Q & A

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan. (1 on 1)

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

How did the tugboat get AIDs?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.

How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard..

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