Grandma Knows

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial............a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, '"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, You've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, You cheat on your wife, You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you don't have the brains to realize that you will never amount to anything than a two bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She replied, "Why yes, I've known Mr. Bradley ever since he was a youngster too. I used to baby sit him for his parents. And he too, has been a big disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, You'll be jailed for contempt!"

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