Top 15 Fun Phrases To Include In Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-reply


  1. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

  2. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

  3. Due to a transporter malfunction, I am now in the 24th century, and I don't know when I'll be back. But hey, leave a message. Someone might get to it.

  4. In case of a business emergency, I may be reached 24 hours a day at (insert Boss's cell phone number here).

  5. The e-mail server is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

  6. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

  7. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

  8. Oops! Did you really mean to cc that to the whole department?

  9. I have been abducted by aliens. My only hope of rescue was to change my auto-reply and hope that someone will pass on this information to Fox Mulder.

  10. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

  11. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages. 

  12. For job offers over $100K, please send a fax to Baja Beach club, Honolulu. 

  13. Excellent idea! I've set up a meeting for you, the Boss, and the VP for tomorrow at 7:00a.m sharp! Just walk in.

  14. I've run away to join a different circus.

  15. Hey, I'm really here today. I just couldn't answer your e-mail before this automatic thing started.

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