The Captain was Jewish, and the new Co-Pilot was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?" The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor. That JAPANESE, not Chinese." And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike."

Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said, "No like Jew." The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same."